insidiousmisandry:

i made some more because this is addictive

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

saucefactory:

wolfsbaneandrowan:

saucefactory:

the-spark-and-the-king:

 : ALLISON

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: AIDEN

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: DEREK

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Absolutely. Except Stiles looks enraged at the thought of Derek getting killed. Not frightened or horrified. ENRAGED. And FOCUSED. They will not get Derek. They will not so much as touch a hair on Derek’s head. They’ll have to go through Stiles, first. Stiles will break them—

wolfknuckles:

Do u ever have to remind yourself that “headcanons” you think up for your own OCs are actually canon

(x)

wreckedteens:

When people try asking you about the future and your plans for college and you’re just like

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samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

lokispants:

Kieren Walker + not taking any of Simon’s shit

gateaux-blaster:

puzzylipz:

just came back from a grand cayman/mexican cruise

summer romance

gateaux-blaster:

puzzylipz:

just came back from a grand cayman/mexican cruise

summer romance

thewintersoldierschild:

someone tell me how this is possible…

thewintersoldierschild:

someone tell me how this is possible…

loophemmings:

if i ever become famous i’m so fucked i’ve been in too many fandoms on too many different websites for far too long there’s no erasing all the evidence 

ohno-zombees:

the-spark-and-the-king:

 :  ALLISON

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AIDEN

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:  DEREK 

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Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit, they’re all romantic interests.

If one’s a coincidence, and two’s a pattern, what’s three?

"Never again will you feel the bonds of slavery tighten around your neck.”