magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

image

h0odrich:

this looks like a man just got switched into a cats body and he’s having some self realization of the situation and he’s buggin

pedro-martines:

misternihl:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

That person. Ed-ward.

Dude let the dog walk at pro-lifers when they riot at clinics

pedro-martines:

misternihl:

hattedmistress:

oneeyedhaise:

mother i must feed

Mother, why do you cry?

That person. Ed-ward.

Dude let the dog walk at pro-lifers when they riot at clinics

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

officialtokyosan:

benigoat:

Press B to crouch.

This is a sneaking mission.

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

pulpfanfiction:

nayx:

Print it.  Fuck it.

am i supposed to laugh at “print it. fuck it.” or the fact that the dude is the fucking same guy as the little advertisement in the same position im so confused

officialfemme:

[connor walsh voice] oliver from IT??? nah what a jerk what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of pics of oliver spill out of jacket] w-what a fuckign asshole i these arent mine im just [gathering them up frantically sweating] listen i just listen fuck [thousands of oliver pics scatter across the floor] shit fcuk im holding them for a friend jus t listen

pansysky:

spookytox:

reaill:

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?

You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.

DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

goettin-des-schabernacks:

but when kieren wipes the makeup off of simons face he just looks so devastated he’s just like I shouldn’t have asked this of you because for the first time he sees that they shouldn’t have to cover up

earthdad:

the rise and fall

thehotgirlproject:

bulbul-e-bismil:

OH VAMPIRE LAKE

TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW

The pressure would still crush them

arahella:

u can’t spell disappointment without men